Wunc upon a time

Olivia got an idea for a story last night, grabbed pencil and paper and went to town. I gave you a taste with the title of this post - but you're going to need to turn on your phonetics. I'm going to copy this story exactly as Olivia wrote it - if you can't figure it out, perhaps you need to find a first grader and spend some quality time with their homework. Enjoy

Wunc upon a time thar was a prinsses and her name was Liliy. She was not like uthr prinssesy. Some prinsses are, shud i say, propr. But not Lily, she loved the outdoors. Liliy did not like frily lase dressis or sporckly dressis. She liketd plan dressis. Liliy was a kind prinsses and she was a jenris prinsses.

Own day a prins came too see Liliy. Wen he go thar Liliy was tocking too her frend Miyu. Miyu is a blue bird Liliy's pet. Lilliy seide, I wte too be frey. I wish I ckud fly seide Liliy. The prinssis name was Tommy. Alot of pepul calld him just Tom. His mom and dad wr queen and kiing. Tom calld them mom and dad.

Liliy and Tommy did not no echuthr becus tha levd acros the oshin but Liliys and Tommys parints wr closfrens. Liliy olso had a step mothr thet tuck car ov Liliy. Own day Liliy and Tommy wr wocking tha wr not looking war tha wr going and tha bumt in too echuthr. Sory tha sed at the same time. Liliy laft and sed wut is your name. Mi name is Tommy wut is your name set Tom with a smill. My name is Liliy. Prity name sed Tommy, thak you sed Liliy. Liliys step mthr wus waching Liliy from her windo. Her stepmuthrs name is Windy. Windy sed she is with a boy and he is a prins, sed Windy. O she is grawndid oll rit. and so wt on and on. And soon tha stortid dading and tha wr owt in the cort yord and Tom gav Liliy a ring. He ast ker to mary him and Liliy sed YES! id love too. Tom sed haw ubat next weck sed tom. OK sed Liliy. Afr he left Liliy sed YES YES YES I am going to mary a prins. So it went on and on until Wensday cam Liliy wus in her dres wen Tom got thar. he sed you look butfull thack you sed Liliy. so then tha maryd. and then Liliy had chilldrin. She had a boy that they named Jim and a girl named Carullin and tha wr tins. So than wr onw two and three foru and five and than tha wr both six and the famlly livd happly evr aftr.


the end.

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